I dare you when someone sneezes you have to say fuck her right in the pussy
Plan A - Fame and fortune
Plan B - Fuck if I don’t get fame and fortune I don’t know what my life would be.
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
This only happens in dreams.
Chilling with the bae
Bae = bacon and eggs
Therefore I’m eating and don’t interrupt me.
Being there for everyone and no one being there for you. Fuck you all anyway see you all in hell. :)